Frosh Footballers’ Follicles Fouled Up

Because I follow a handful of Highland Park High School football players on Twitter, I know the Scots’ freshmen were expected to show up Sunday afternoon at a certain house in Highland Park, where upperclassmen would give them unflattering haircuts. Under normal weather conditions, the freshmen would show off their kooky coiffures at school today, and then completely shave their heads this evening. But, because school is closed today due to icy conditions, the players are expected to keep their new looks for an extra 24 hours. “We all want to see your pretty haircuts Tuesday,” one team leader tweeted.

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