For the past couple of years, we’ve tried to get a woman on our staff to play in the Blondes vs. Brunettes Powder-Puff Football Game and chronicle her experiences on the gridiron. Alas, none of the ladies we employ has been up to the challenge, although a former member of our sales staff, Tara “T-Money” Cash, did suit up after leaving the company.
I’ve tried to present myself as the game’s ideal all-time quarterback, as I am neither blonde nor brunette — I’m bald. Alas, my suggestion was not taken.
Regardless of the game’s lack of aspiring George Plimptons, it’s still a worthy cause in support of the Alzheimer’s Association. Get out there and have fun tomorrow night.