Rule Number One: Don’t Take a Man’s Cowboy Hat

I’ll let the Highland Park DPS blotter do the talking:


Between 6:30 and 6:50 p.m., someone stole a $750 Stetson silverbelly cowboy hat from Patrizio’s in Highland Park Village. The victim suspects a man with whom he “had a confrontation [with] earlier in the evening over a female in the bar.” The suspect later told a waitress “You better call the cops because I’m about to kick [the victim’s] ass.”

2 thoughts on “Rule Number One: Don’t Take a Man’s Cowboy Hat

  • March 26, 2012 at 3:51 pm

    He didn’t, because he used to have a hat; now…not so much.


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