Salon Satirist Slams Dubya

This gem from came zooming into my inbox this morning via my handy dandy Preston Hollow Google alerts. It’s total nonsense, of course, but it is hilarious nonsense. A teaser:

Sources interviewed for this article said that Mr. Bush spends at least eight hours of each day at the Preston Hollow Shopping Center, a popular retail destination near his home in suburban Dallas. “Other than that chimichanga lunch he doesn’t really have a set routine,” said one source. “Sometimes he’ll hang around Lenscrafters trying on glasses or head over to Abercrombie & Fitch and watch the girls fold pants. Last week I saw him inside Pottery Barn sleeping in a leather recliner.”

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