Volunteering For the Preschool Association Never Sounded So Heidi Montag

Prior to the University Park Preschool Association’s Spring Market earlier this month, the following e-mail (forwarded by a reader) went out to committee members. It sounds fun. In a super twisted kind of way. I wonder, is this a typical thing or a Parkie phenomenon?

Please join the Spring Market Committee & Panther Cub team for a fun night of wine, work, massage and beauty!

Enjoy a glass of wine while we assemble candy and shopping bags – your sneak peek at some of the goodies coming your way! We have 800 Spring Market shopping bags and lots of candy cups to stuff, so we really need all hands on deck (like anyone needs another reason to party). Please come by — even if you can only stay a bit!

 Chair massages will be available by the “Amazing Clarissa”, who can get all those knots out of your neck and shoulders.

 UPPA’s own Dr. Louba Laurie will be on hand to do Dysport the longer lasting alternative to Botox.


Frown area (between eyebrows): $175-$225

Forehead area: $100-$150

Eye area: $175-$225 includes both eyes

These prices are discounted. The price depends on the amount used. I use Dysport which, unofficially, works faster and lasts longer than Botox, and I have found the patients are usually more satisfied.

Dr. Laurie will need a head count as well as the areas you desire to be injected.

If you want to have Dr. Laurie work on you please email [e-mail address].

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7 thoughts on “Volunteering For the Preschool Association Never Sounded So Heidi Montag

  • April 18, 2011 at 2:49 pm

    Sounds like normal “multi-tasking” by Parkie moms to me!

  • April 18, 2011 at 3:54 pm

    What no take out to go to feed the family too

  • April 18, 2011 at 4:14 pm

    What a bunch of losers!

  • April 18, 2011 at 5:08 pm

    Bluebird, that was funny! I’m picturing hammered moms with syringes dangling out of their foreheads, madly stuffing bags as their shoulders are kneaded by a lovely magician’s assistant (the “Amazing Clarissa”) in a poufy skirt.

  • April 18, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    MK, you have me laughing out loud!

  • April 19, 2011 at 2:39 pm

    I would love to see what gets put in those bags! It was hard enough to get it right and organized for carnival one year and we were working at 8:30 in the morning with no booze or botox!

  • April 19, 2011 at 2:39 pm

    Sorry …. I have to had …. and people “talk” about Hyer moms! Haven’t come across anything like this 🙂


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