From the reader mail bag.
Merritt-It seems like you use your column to write letters to people all the time. Why haven’t you written one to Walter Kelly? I just have to read what you’d say to him.
From a Belle Mom
I don’t write letters to people “all the time.” I mean, a few here and there like to police officers, Germans, former U.S. Presidents, pedophiles, room moms, very cool moms, eco-moms, boozer moms, volamoms, parents of wild children, Mr. Bohac, Santa Claus, men in the carpool line, lifelong Parkies, F-bomb droppin’ punks, people born after 1987, teachers, Steve Mace, that lady at the movie theatre, my kids and their friends.
Belle Mom, does this work?