Some Should Have Left Cattle Baron’s Ball Way Before They Did

See, just when I try to stay out of trouble for a day I get all sorts of e-mail from people telling me I’ve lost my edge and I left out information because I’m scared of upsetting the Cattle Baron’s Ball committee. Well, that’s a double-dog dare. So here it goes.

There was some wild behavior at the end of the evening. I already introduced the two chicks on a bull but Overheardians are right, I did leave out the story about the ”lady” that rode the bull in a mini skirt. With. Out. Under. Wear. 

I mean, can you see how many people are gathered around watching? It was truly shocking.

There you have it.

10 Comments to “Some Should Have Left Cattle Baron’s Ball Way Before They Did”
  • Kersten Rettig

    Nu-uh. That is NABR. Is she a recognizeable name in town? If she wasn’t before, she is now.

  • Gadfly

    OK…I give up. What does “NABR” stand for. It’s not defined in the Urban Dictionary.

    Cattle Baron’s Ball has always attracted the sleazy types. But don’t get me wrong. I’m not including Merritt in that group.

    Merritt, knowing how you are about hygene…. Did you stick around after that pantyless episode to find out if any one dared to follow this trick? Or even maybe used some anti-bacterial wipes to clean up the situation?

  • James Tucker

    I bet the video of it will wind up at the checkout stand of the Snider Plaza Tom Thumb.

  • Kersten Rettig

    Gadfly - Not A Bit Right.

    James - get with the times. It’ll be on YouTube by the end of the week.

  • James Tucker

    I’m getting old.

  • JB Hayes

    She had on underwear it was just nude colored and did not provide enough coverage. A few of us had a discussion about it and we wondered if anyone caught it on video. I could not believe I saw that with my own eyes. Her 2nd ride was cut short - thankfully.

  • cocomoms

    You dont have to name anyone — but what about some hints? Young, middle age, Park Cities mom, public or private, etc?

  • GMOM

    Yes she does - we hear about the cars parked wrong names. We need a name!!!

  • WCM

    So she may or may not have remembered to wear panties. According to Penthouse Forum, girls often forget panties when wearing short skirts. Give the classy lady a break.

  • Glade Fresh

    I thought it stood for Naked _$$ Bull Riding.

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