Re: Alibaster Shows Merritt Some Love

So, the great Alibaster K. Abthernabther kindly replied to my earlier post on the job requirements of being his “beard,” a function he praised Merritt for in a mysterious e-card. AKA writes:

Being my beard entails a great many things; paramount among them: a steady hand and a strong stomach.

I’ve already said too much.  Merritt doesn’t like it when I get “icky.”

Curious…very curious.