Alibaster Shows Merritt Some Love

I just received an e-mail from Merritt’s iPhone, she’s ecstatic (Merritt, not the iPhone) about receiving this e-card from Alibaster K. Abthernabther.

Just one question for AKA: What does being your beard entail?

No need to inform or elaborate on the definition, anybody who knows the Interwebs can figure that one out.

Overheardians need some details Alibaster. Would you kindly grace our comments section with your presence?

UPDATE: Just received an email from Alibaster. He politely declined to leave a comment in our comments section for reasons related to keeping his identity a secret. Obviously he’s a smart guy. Anyway, I replied asking him to respond to the query I posed above. I’ll keep you posted on any breaking developments in news on Merritt’s role as AKA’s “beard.”

Illustration Courtesty of Chris Morris