Report From Camp Longhorn

The most recent letter from camp tells this yucky story:

One of my counselors is always finding baby snakes and one of them bit her on the tongue.

13 Comments to “Report From Camp Longhorn”
  • James Tucker

    It would concern me that this person is in charge of a group of kids.

  • Miles Morrison

    It concerns me that the counselor has his/her tongue near the snake.

  • bluebird

    YIKES! Maybe she was demonstrated what NOT to do with a snake. Lets hope so!

  • BFF

    That’s awesome, except the biting of the tongue part, but I suspect highly educational regarding what not to do with a snake. I want to go to camp…

    Captcha: Destined Superior

  • Bethany

    Lesson one: Do Not Tongue Kiss Snake.

    Lesson two: Thee?

  • Logan

    Sounds like they’ve got some real Einsteins working the camp this year.

  • Merritt Patterson

    OK, I didn’t mean to let Camp Longhorn get all bashed around here. I think they’re very responsible and I trust them with my children. It is kind of funny though.

  • Miles Morrison

    I’VE GOT IT!! The counselor is a Pentacostal snake handler!

    Captcha: praise!

  • James Tucker

    Miles,
    Do you really think that Camp Longhorn would allow a Pentacostal into the camp? I shudder to think of the legal ramifications that would develop from the attorney alums who practice in the civil rights field.

  • James Tucker

    Merritt,
    Now that is Camp Longhorn bashing.

  • Miles Morrison

    James, I guess they are EOEs.

  • James Tucker

    EOEs?

  • Miles Morrison

    Equal Opportunity Employers

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