Will We Really Have Balls After July?
Again, the Balls Hamburgers rumors are flying. But this one has details and a connection to the kitchen. I’m thinkin’ it could be true. Can someone call the Dunkin’ Donut headquarters and find out if this is for real?
Not sure if you know this or if it interests you but, Balls Hamburgers is announcing on Tuesday (15th) they are closing down at the end of July and being replaced by Dunkin Donuts……very upsetting as we love Balls and not sure we need another donut store in the neighborhood.
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“very upsetting as we love Balls” reminds me of the Alec Baldwin skit from SNL when his last name was Schwette and he sold different types of “balls” at Christmas.
Pete Schweddy:
“Well, there are lots of great treats this time of year - zucchini bread, fruitcake.. but the thing that I most like to bring out this time of year are my balls.”
Teri Rialto:
“Mmm.. balls.. Tell us about your balls, Pete…”
Makes me giggle every time I think of it.
Make sure you get your balls - not too schweddy before the end of the month…
Pete Schweddy:
Well, there’s no beating my Balls. They’re made from a secret Schweddy Family recipe. No one can resist my Schweddy Balls.
Margeret Jo McCullen:
Wow.. Schweddy Balls. Nothing like a Schweddy Ball.
Teri Rialto:
Good Balls.
Margeret Jo McCullen:
Mmm.. good times.
So juvenile, so funny - oh, and sorry about Balls (the restaurant).
Assuming the Midway/NW Highway location will still be open.
Was it Teri or Margeret Jo who said “I like having two balls in my mouth at once?” Seriously. How the three of them kept from busting out laughing during that skit is way beyond me. BTW, is Snider Plaza considered “neutered” if it loses its’ Balls?
Margeret Jo McCullen: I can’t help but, notice, Pete - your Balls are a little misshapen.
Pete Schweddy: That’s because I rested them on a hot stove too long.
Teri Rialto: Can I touch your Balls.
Pete Schweddy: Go ahead. But be careful, they’re very delicate.
Margeret Jo McCullen: Wow. I can’t wait to get my mouth around his Balls.
Teri Rialto: [ sniffing ] Ooh.. I like the way your Balls smell..
Pete Schweddy: Do whatever you want to, ladies. My Balls are here for your pleasure.
Margeret Jo McCullen: [ chewing ] Wow, Pete.. I have to say - your Balls are so tender..
Pete Schweddy: Well, there’s no beating my Balls. They’re made from a secret Schweddy Family recipe. No one can resist my Schweddy Balls.
Classic.
Scrubs and old man - Can we be drinking buddies?