Ahoy, Parkie Pirate Needed
This guy is looking high and low in Highland Park for a “classy pirate gal.”
A few questions:
- Are pirates really ever classy?
- Are pirates commonly found in the Park Cities?
- Do pirates use Craigslist in search of love?
- Why would someone specifically seek a pirate? What are the positives of such a mate?
- Can a regular Parkie convert to pirate-ism for love?
4 Comments to “Ahoy, Parkie Pirate Needed”
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I am sorry but girls cannot be pirates! Only boys can be pirates. Girls play with dolls and wear dresses. Ugh! (Pause to adjust peg leg, hook and eye patch) This person has been watching too many Hollywood movies.
ballroom dancing, club dancing, cooks?
he is looking for a beard.
For such an intelligent guy, he sure substitutes “too” for “to” a bunch…
1. No…years of living at sea gives them a walking gait that looks like a monkey’s and
the added benefit of no teeth (lack of Vitamin C).
2. No…corporate raiders, but not pirates.
3. No, pirates take what they want! “Argh matey!”
4. Sorry, no clue
5. Depends on whether the poop deck of the ship can be converted to a tennis court.
PS. Pirates don’t use the word “adore”