That’s right, folks. He’s been cleared of charges.
Several months ago while pulling up to work, I noticed a rather familiar Chevy Caprice Classic pulled over in the shops across the street. Turns out, it was Kilgore. Apparently, his inspection/registration/something was out of date.
Well, it’s been a stressful few months as Kilgore has fretted about his fate. But after waiting in court for about two hours, he’s been found not guilty! Let’s all congratulate Kilgore. And maybe encourage him to get a new set of wheels. (PS, that’s not Kilgore’s car, it’s just a picture of a car like his).
Obviously that isn’t Kilgore’s car—the car in the photo has matching door panels. At least he drives it with flair.
That’s actually my car, this is no joke. My license plate number and everything. The car has 39,000 miles.
I realize somehow pictures of my Caprice got on the internet. I don’t mind if it’s used for reference, but I would appreciate it if the plate was blurred.