Re: Someone Bears False Witness

The car smasher couldn’t pull off a last minute victory, not even with a detailed diagram. Merritt won.

Time to Get Jealous

So I told you about this amazing of a find in Lakewood. Welp, the whole story, which is found in this month’s issue of Homes and Estates, is hitting lawns now. Check it out and read about this amazing backyard, incredible area pools, great ideas for outdoor kitchens, and some pretty nifty gardens. And, look for my favorite part of the entire magazine, pages 12 and 13. Kudos to art director Amy Curry and photography Christina Barany for making that happen.

Re: Assault at the U.P. Pool

Here’s what I have about the parties involved in the assault at the U.P. pool:

The suspect is a 43 year old white guy and the victim is a 42 year old white guy with an address in a 5600 block. Is that U.P.?

Anyway, they’re too old to be fighting at the pool.

My Cat, Jingles, is a Star

So, here it is, a link to the now-infamous story from last night’s Channel 5 newscast regarding the brutal home invasion suffered by my family at the paws of local raccoon ruffians, with particular emphasis of my cat’s reaction. Between fielding calls as my cat’s agent for national appearances and responding to complaints from the usual assortment of raccoons rights groups, I’ve barely gotten any work done today. The lovely and talented Lindsay Wilcox is the reporter, and the hard-working cameraman is Juan (sorry, I didn’t catch his last name).

D Mag Throws Real Estate Agent Shindig and I Hear a New Theory on the Bush’s New Home

My D Magazine brethren were gracious enough to invite me to last night’s Best Real Estate Agents of 2008 party to celebrate this year’s list of the best agents in town, (more…)

Re:SMU, You May Want to Call Your Lawyers

The comment-posting Overheardian “Tri Delta Lady” already said this, but the Mustang Realty pony doesn’t face the same way as the SMU one. The SMU mustang faces right. The Ford mustang points left,

And by the way, poster “JC,” you’re wrong about SMU taking the logo from Ford. They took it from us. [Sorry, it's a .pdf, but scroll down or search "Ford Mustang" in the document, you'll get the story]

Also, I don’t think SMU will be putting its lawyer pants on to fight Mustang Realty, they’re a pretty big athletics sponsor at the school.

What Does Your Front Door Say About You?

PR guru (and I hear Wick’s one time girlfriend) Jeanne Prejean has a theory about the front door of your house reflecting who you are.  True or hogwash? I haven’t guessed who owns every door here but I know which one belongs to D CEO’s Glenn Hunter and it so tells everything about him, that his wife is in charge.

The center left door has an arty thing attached to it. Is it a doll? Can we get a clearer photo of the object? 

UPDATE: I’m told that the arty thing is dry cleaning. Looked like a doll to me.

More on Masked Invaders in my Home, and my Cat’s on TV

I am stunned and amazed that my raccoon post from a few days ago caught the attention of our local Channel 5 News, and a story ran last night about it.  Our cat, Jingles, was the star as she showed the reporter and cameraman where her food is located and how raccoons invaded our home and took it.

If a technological genius out there knows how I can get the story from my Tivo to the computer, I’ll provide a link to it.  Meanwhile, I shall serve as Jingles’ media agent, so please direct all Jingles inquiries to me: she’s busy right now napping.