US Open? Not So Much
So, the golf tournament is called the US Open. But how open is it, really, if I wasn’t invited to play in it? Once again. That’s Tiger, who was invited to play at the US Open. The other photo is of me, not invited.
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was that for real?
Um, yes, Old Man, no sarcasm there.
It’s not fair. You should sue.
BTW, was your pullover a tad short on the wrist, Geilich?
Possibly. And Tiger’s been ducking me for years.