Coach Allen, Um, You Should Take a Look at This

Scots Coach Randy Allen is hip enough to have his own Facebook profile. He even has a 182 friends.

Activities:
coachin a great group of scot student athletes, fingertip pushups, FCA, abstinence, sizin state champ rings, lettin my coaches coach, 4 wheelin, drivin my hot wheels cars

But something tells me this (and a lot of other stuff) isn’t the original content so if you know Allen, tell him to take a looksie at his social networking vitals.

Interested In:
Men
Relationship Status:
It’s Complicated
Looking For:
Random play
Whatever I can get
Birthday:
October 7, 1950
Political Views: Apathetic

4 Comments to “Coach Allen, Um, You Should Take a Look at This”
  • mc

    your kidding right? Merritt, I know the person who made it. Its not real, people do fake accounts for a lot of HP employees.

  • Walt Barton

    Coach Allen has bigger worries than Facebook with half his senior captains and player committee already suspended for underage drinking—not to mention 15 of the varsity cheerleaders. It is going to be a long summer.

  • Walt Barton

    Coach Allen has bigger worries than Facebook with half his senior captains and player committee players (including a coach’s kid) already suspended for drinking—not to mention 15 of the varsity cheerleaders. It is going to be a long summer.

  • rd

    It’s fake. You get that, right? Like the majority of those Craigslist entries you seem to salivate over? You don’t actually think that stuff is real, do you? Newsflash: Irony, satire, and parody exist on the internet.

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