Local guy seeks “Romance, Not Marmalade”

This Highland Park guy wants “the jewel of the nile.” The jewel should be:

…Intelligent, dignified, confident, reliable, devoted, generous, sincere, honorable, gallant, rational, polished, mannered, fashionable, kind, thoughtful, decent, and loyal…

6 Comments to “Local guy seeks “Romance, Not Marmalade””
  • Sway

    Hi Guy! I would love to get the family together to watch boxing with you. I got my own house and I got my own job! Enclosed are my super model photos! Enjoy!

  • Kersten

    Someone got a new thesaurus.

  • James Tucker

    I believe Stepford is in Connecticut.

  • Bethany

    Marmalade?

    Is that a reference to the chorus of this?
    http://www.lyricsdepot.com/des.....cious.html

  • Miles Morrison

    I would think a jewel like this is only found in fairy tales. I am sure that these qualities are being requested to offset the lack of same in the “requestor”.

  • Jacqueline Porter

    My travel company will send you with your new beloved , if found, to the Nile to examine and admire her qualities in context. JQ PORTER Exquisite Travel — a champion of the eternal romantic. (Forbes Traveler-recommended.)

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