Re: My Namesake Outdoes Me

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So, I Googled myself to see if I’d find any issues like Jason did earlier. Number 3 and 4 (the first was Overheard and the second was this old link to sassy Pegasus News) took me to the actress Merritt Patterson. So, my namesake smoked me too. But if I got on reality T.V. I’d surf right past the other Merritt. I’ll start working on that. Anyone know any producers?

11 Comments to “Re: My Namesake Outdoes Me”
  • JS

    Do you have an “intense insane love affair with an extremely high profile billionaire boyfriend?” This would be an “amazing opportunity the city of Dallas!”

  • Merritt Patterson

    No, I guess I really have nothing to bring to the reality T.V. table.

    Captcha words: cocktail drowned

  • Charles Geilich

    It’s funny, Merritt. Your namesake has your smirk.

  • Merritt Patterson

    and my natural color hair.

  • Merritt Patterson

    and my natural color of hair.

  • Charles Geilich

    When you have a name like mine, ego-googling is truly about ego gratification. I have never run across anyone else with my exact name, although I do have a 70-year-old Florida cousin whose name is similar.

    Pretty much, I’m all alone out here.

  • Kersten Rettig

    Kersten-Rettig is a surname in Germany so if you google my name, you better know how to sprechen deutsch (which I do).

  • Merritt Patterson

    Kersten, That’s why you should use your married name. I think you should reconsider.

  • Katy

    Google image search for “Katy Moore” reveals that half of my face from Steve Stoler’s live shot the day of the Plano standoff.

  • Kersten Rettig

    I have decided to retain my maiden name for professional purposes so legally, my married name is Rettig.

  • Miles Morrison

    My name in Hebrew is Meshi Itzroch. Try that on for size.

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