Gmom, Step Up or Step Off
This e-mail just in concerning the regular comment leaving Merritt-hater, Gmom. I like it. And I should act while she’s down from being slapped around on Frontburner.
I think the best way to drvie page views up is for Merritt to challenge “gmom” to a coffee throwdown at Kuby’s. Whoever knows the most people at Kuby’s gets to be queen b**** of the blog, the other has to “step off.”
Gmom, I really think we could be friends some day.
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The comment on Frontburner about being a tea sipper explains a whole lot.
Wow. That’s two days is a row.
The BusyGuy has trouble reading Gmom’s posts this early in the morning. They are so dogmatic in statement and shrill in tone that it makes him want to stick his finger in a socket just to quiet the voices in his head. Gmom’s snappy, authoritative editorial commentary on everything Park Cities has caused a teensy bit of annoyance in BusyGuy’s day upon occasion and he would certainly enjoy seeing Ms. Patterson open a can of verbal whup-ass and point it in Gmom’s direction.
Bring it - Busy Guy!! Isn’t that what Blogs are about? Or do you just want to know what’s going on at Hyer and Kuby’s? If Merritt and I got together, we could cover this town like a big cozy blanket, but it’s more fun this way. No?
gmom,
I can’t tell if you are just envious of Merritt’s reach or you flat out covet it. Which is it?
Sometimes,I just wish I could type calm, soothing, dulcet tones, or even perhaps toss out witty observations about life in the Park Cities at warp speed, from a Blackberry.
But I cannot. So instead, I impotently gnash my teeth and emphatically type that the grass is blue when its green, the earth is a trapezoid and that SMU doesn’t build academic buildings.
I act as if I need an argument, but what I really, really need is…
a hug.
Is this where Miles steps in?
LMAO!!! Paging Dr. Frazier Crane, STAT!