Dear Glenn Hunter,
I hope everything is good on day number two as Kristiana’s boss. You know what they say about time healing a broken heart? Well, it’s true. Since yesterday things have gotten a lot better and we’re adjusting to life as we knew it before you snatched her cold. But it helped when I took a spin in her old cube today and realized that no one was there to use words I don’t understand and GET THIS, not one person rolled their eyes at me.
If you begin to feel super uneducated or like a bad speller or something, hang tough. She doesn’t mean to make you feel stupid.
Good luck with all that Yours Truly,
Merritt Patterson
Merritt: I’m Kristiana’s boss? I think she told me it was the other way around. (She also told me rolling her eyes meant whatever I said was really, really funny. Hmmm.) –Glenn