Re: Kristiana Heap Makes Grave Mistake
Yes, as Jason said, I’m not really looking for any actual writing expertise or real estate knowledge, but I need someone fun to replace my current cube mate and become my new BFF. Qualifications include: ability to hold your liquor, sarcastic (sometimes crude) sense of humor, can handle hate mail like a champ, and don’t ever ever ever think you can replace Kristiana — you can’t.
All kidding aside, only serious writers/reporters need apply. Check out the job posting here and here, too.
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Adding to the list:
- Must be a super sassy co-blogger
- Must be good at Kuby’s coffee conversation
- Private e-mails complaining about various annoying things must be witty and should cut like a knife
Adding some more:
- Must have a boyfriend who likes Halo as much as I do
- Must be in a pseudo relationship with my brother
- Must attend real estate functions with me and like sparkly mirrors and pretty ceilings
- Must read books and use big words so the Columbian brilliance will rub off on me