Kristiana Heap Makes Grave Mistake

Close followers of the People Newspapers jobs page will have noted that we’re trying to give away Kristiana’s job. Don’t worry — she knows about it. In fact, it’s her fault. She’ll be leaving us after next week to go pilot some ship called D CEO. It used to be called Dallas CEO, but apparently that was a bit too wordy for big-important-corporate-types.

Anyway, we’ll miss Kristiana around here — all her withering stares and sarcastic eye rolls. (I kid because I love.) (Seriously, I’ve delayed posting this message because I keep hoping she’ll come crawling back, begging to keep her job.)

If you’d like to become Stephanie’s new BFF, e-mail sfarrell@peoplenewspapers.com.