UP Mom Seeks Man That Can’t Read Between the Lines

This University Park mom “seeks successful nice man with no agenda except finding everlasting happiness.”

Sweetheart, the word “everlasting” doesn’t go with “no agenda.” I think successful men might see right through your ad. Call me, we can re-write this together.

5 Comments to “UP Mom Seeks Man That Can’t Read Between the Lines”
  • BFF

    Does she have an agenda?

    If she is offering everlasting happiness, she’s gonna get a HUGE response.

  • Merritt Patterson

    BFF, you’re a man so you don’t get it. She is trying to look like she doesn’t want anything real serious but she wants to get married. Think of it as opposite day.

  • BFF

    I know. Can’t you tell sarcasm when you read it? Like any woman can provide everlasting happiness…

  • Merritt Patterson

    BFF, just ask my husband. He is living the “everalsting happiness” dream.

  • BFF

    Search no further, I have found everlasting happiness, http://www.everlastinghappiness.com/

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