Careful, There’s a Whole Lotta Banks Around Here

To the drive up teller at the Bank of America on Rankin in Snider Plaza,

Let’s just put it all out on the table, sister. I mean, I realize that you have to sit behind the glass all day and deal with high maintenance Parkies in pricey cars. You probably wish you had made some different decisions in life that would have led down a different path. But you didn’t and it’s not my fault. Word to you honey, if you’re as rude and snippy with other customers as you are with me, your days are numbered at that location. It seems risky to behave poorly with a Park Cities Bank, Wachovia, and Legacy Bank, all on the same freakin’ block.

I’m just sayin’.