Pheromones at Patrizio’s

A somewhat-shy Overheardian sends in this missed connection at Patrizio’s in Highland Park Village. I thought the whole thing was hilarious, but the part that offended the e-mailer was rather bizarre:

You…tall, dark hair, blue eyes, medium build, and a tummy I could chew on for hours.

Each to his or her own, I suppose. If you’ve dined at Patrizio’s lately and have a chewable stomach, we may have your connection.