Merritt is the Boss of Me

She said I had to post this from her. It came from a frequent Overheardian, regarding the handicapped parking situation:

I can report that I didn’t see any offenders at Hyer this morning.  I did, however, see several fashion models posing as mothers behind the wheels of gigantic automobiles and a couple of dads armed with phones in their holsters, ready to go kill some cash for the family after dropping off their children at school, sensitively.