Rock of Love
So I’m vegging on the couch yesterday when I flip over to VH1’s ridiculous reality show “Rock of Love,” where some 80s hair band dude is looking for the perfect girl to, uh, date. (If that’s what you want to call it.) Anyway, I’m totally aghast at the strange brew of characters on the show but there’s one girl in particular, the redhead in the posted photo, that I keep thinking I had seen before, but where? And that personality? Where had I met that totally psychotic personality? And then it hits me: on my elementary school cheerleading squad!
It’s freakin’ Lacy CONNER from Moss Haven Elementary and Forest Meadow Junior High! This is the best thing that’s happened to RISD schools since, well, I’m guessing EVER.
All I want to add is that Lacy was/is the nuttiest personality I’ve ever come across, and I knew her in my pre-teen years. We were on the same cheerleading squad (a couple of the football moms put it together, wasn’t any big deal) for the SVAA’s Falcon football team. It was kind of retarded, but that’s beside the point. Lacy, on the other hand, took her faux cheerleading duties very seriously. Her mom would host cheerleader pool parties at their house and we’d all have to gather around the piano in the living room to listen to crazy Lacy’s terrible songs she had written and talk about what a big star she was going to be.
Then the stuff hit the fan.
When it came time to pick a captain of the squad, Lacy and her mom figured she was a shoe-in. Alas, it was not to be. That’s when the creepy, typewriter, anonymous hate letter started showing up in all of our mailboxes. It said something about how those who didn’t vote for Lacy were going to be very, very sorry and all us girls were hateful pieces of trash or some-such nonsense. Anyway, chaos ensued and soon it was discovered that Lacy’s mom HAD THE VERY SAME TYPEWRITER. (Da Dum Dummmm.) She and her mom were outed and they had to apologize to the squad and by that time my mom had had enough of these nightmare girls and their parents and I think she pulled the plug on my cheerleading career. Lacy transfered out of Lake Highlands schools and she was never heard from again– UNTIL NOW.
So good luck Lacy Dreis! I hope you won Brett’s, uh, heart and I hope that I don’t get anonymous hate mail for writing this– but if I do, I totally know who sent it.
Wow. That’s just…wow. The only thing worse than an adult Lacey…is a teenage Lacey.
Man, her family is all twisted.
Holy ****, what a **** freak! And just looking at that picture of Lacey just creeps me out - she looks seriously evil. I feel sorry for you for having to have known her in her teenage years…
1st off - Where did they find these girls for this show anyway, all of them are either ugly, mentally disturbed, borderline prostitutes or all of the above. Man I love reality tv!
2ndly - Congrats on the bravery you have for posting this - you take your life in your own hands when you mess with the Conners… I’ll pray for you!
That is hilarious! HA HA HA! I knew Lacey was crazy from the get go.
Thanks for that post. I nearly pissed myself laughing. The apple certainly DOESN’T fall far from the tree.
Who’s Lacy Dreis? Typo at the end?
LACEY RULES *******
LACY SUCKS!!!
I KNEW IT!! My nephew and I got into a big debate whether Lacey was really like that in “real life” or if it was just some act so that she would stand out and get noticed. But I said that NOBODY could act that good. I knew Lacey was a totally whacked out psycho chick. One question though, was Lacey’s dad as creepy and perverted back then as he came across on the show?? When you mentioned the pool parties, I could just imagine how he would slither around and leer at all the young girls in their bathing suits. Did he ever act inapproriate to any of the girls?? I have never seen a more repulsive man in my whole life. He totally made my flesh crawl. After seeing what kind of father she had and now hearing what a whacked out mother she had, it’s no wonder Lacey is such a f***ed up mess. No sympathy from me though, I hate that *itch!!
One more thing, I saw a video of Lacey “singing” and I COULD NOT BELIEVE that this was what she kept bragging about on the show!! I swear I would rather have someone stick a HOT POKER IN MY EYE than to listen to Lacey singing (hence the name). If she does get her own show (which is what the word on the street says) then I am sure that the same talent that gets her there is the same talent that kept her around so long on ROL. Let’s just say that I think that Lacey must be extememly orally talented and I am NOT talking about her singing!!
I still can’t get over Lacey’s dad?!… I don’t think I’ve ever seen (and I’ve seen alot as a truck driver!) such a pretentious prick! Did he really think that Bret is after his daughter’s money?!! And he’s proud that her “career” consists of a few lousy attempts at singing, playing the market and living off of her daddy’s money?! Also, how condesending can he be: he lives in Dallas and is aghast that anyone would lower themselves to eating at a place with a mechanical bull??!! I live in Dallas and am actually embarassed that he said that’s where he’s from. For all of you out there, not from Dallas: We aren’t all psycho, pretentious, condesending ****** who make some money and think they’re king of the world!!
Her Red that must be you Lacey non one else would think such a thing.
[...] Like any reality show, ROL has its villian - Lacey. And oh, what a crazy ***** she is. If you’ve watched the show at all - you know. And if you’ve flipped past Vh1 at all during the last 2 months, you’ve watched the show. Miss Roommate shot me a link today that showcases Lacey’s brand of “******* crazy” and how it existed from an early age. I’d be lying if I said that reading this article wasn’t hilarious. [...]
[...] Rock of Love is the gift that keeps on giving. In fact, I predict that by simply mentioning the name Rock of Love several times in this post, as well as everyone’s favorite Rock of Love contestant, Lacey Conner, I’ll ensure that this becomes the most viewed blog-stats post we’ve ever had. Just imagine what will happen if I mention “hot teachers” and Rock of Love in the same post? “Hot teachers” and Lacey Conner of Rock of Love? This could be big. [...]