Re: Under the Waterfall

1. Great pool. Er, grotto. Hopefully it’s well chlorinated.

2. Results of the office poll are in; a man with a B cup does not qualify as “fit.”

3. Merritt is the next Chris Hansen. We’ll call it Dateline: To Catch a Philanderer.

Re: Under the Waterfall

An Overheardian asks,

Do you ever get the urge to print these photos out, and then take them with you when you go shopping, or to parties? Because I do. Like a whole “craig’s list/myspace/weirdos on the internets” book that I can whip out of my cute little handbag whilst standing in line at the HP Village Starbucks….or while running in to Snider Plaza. Granny’s Brag Book, if you will, but not.

No, but I do want to respond and lure him for a bust. Then I’d show his photos.

Is That Him Under the Waterfall?

If you’re looking for a wet dude this Park Cities area guy has posted photos of his pool, his legs, and a blurry image of a man beneath a waterfall.

Re: Krista’s Atmospheric Poisons

Merritt, someone beat you to the punch:

Sorry, but our Preston Hollow reporter has been exhaling more often to compensate for my decreased usage of carbon. I think he’s taken everything I’ve saved.

Maybe next time.

Re: Krista’s Atmospheric Poisons

I’m going to see how quickly I can use the carbon that Krista is saving.

Krista’s Atmospheric Poisons

After three days of attempting to live “carbon neutral,” Krista has decided to pay for an indulgence instead.

OK, so I did find a way to offset carbons through Green Mountain Energy. After calculating approximately how much electricity I used in the past three days and how many miles I drove, I have that I used .08 metric tons of carbon.

According to this, I need to buy 1 credit to offset my usage.
My price: $14.

Re: Huddleston’s Hardball

A Collin County-dwelling Overheardian shares his two cents:

I bet when Albert was a little kid, if kids wouldn’t play what he wanted, he took his lincoln logs, hopped up in the back seat of his limo, and had his nanny-chauffeur take him home.

Re: Huddleston’s Hardball

An Overheardian with insight into the issues surrounding the lot chimes in:

The irony is, the people he’s really going to piss off are the people who shop in Snider Plaza… the same shoppers he’s marketing to with his development.

Mr. Huddleston, Now It’s Personal

Albert Huddleston’s decision is affecting Merritt’s favorite morning spot. She writes in:

FYI, the wait staff at Kuby’s is in a tissy. The parking lot at the center of debate has been their lot for years. They pay 5$ per day out their own pockets and won’t have a place to go.

E-Pal Needed

This married man is looking for a local pen pal. Creepy.