Rita Greenfield Loves the Hot Teachers

The upside of this Advocate article is that I’ve learned a little more about 87-year old Rita Greenfield in the last year. The Lake Highlands High School receptionist is the sweet old lady who snagged two doctored muffins from the teacher’s lounge in May and ended up getting really, really stoned.

“You never would think your 86-year-old mother would be eating marijuana muffins. It never crosses your mind,” said Ms. Greenfield’s daughter, Carla Fulton.

Now Ms. Greenfield shows up again in the Advocate’s hot teachers issue. From Ryan Logan, LHHS junior varsity boy’s soccer coach:

Advocate: “Have you ever received catcalls? Longing stares?”

Ryan: “Not that I know of. That would be quite odd. Just hugs from Rita [Greenfield].”

Rita!!! You crazy little minx! What are you doing this weekend? Let’s party!