HOT TEACHERS GRACE THE COVER OF NEIGHBORHOOD RAG

So I’m walking out the door this morning and see there’s a Lake Highlands Advocate on my front porch, I happen to glance at the cover and stop in my tracks. “Role Models: Meet some of Lake Highlands’ HOTTEST coaches.” (For those in Lakewood, North Dallas and Preston Hollow, you get your own round up of hot teachers.)

In light of the recent accusations from a young student at Ursuline, I’m thinking this kind of story opens the floodgates for teachers to receive unwanted amorous attention (and legal troubles) from their pupils. Why do I think that? Well in the jump we’ve got a nice centerfold spread of Junior High Coach Ali Xinos where she answers to the oh-so-appropriate questions that all the teachers tackled like, “Have you always known you were a hottie…?” “How do you keep that bod in shape?” “Turn ons” “Turn offs” and “BIKINIS OR THONGS?” (Ali says she wears both.) The men are asked boxers or briefs….LH coach Brandon White answers that one by saying, “Boxers. I need some room to let them breathe a little.”

Was this really a good idea, you guys? Really?