MORE SEXUAL FRENZY

This time via our buttoned-up girls at D Home. A couple of them were flipping through an issue of a local mag (not the same local mag mentioned here, btw) and found that the editors of said pub are simply sex-crazed. So they’ve put together a little sex quiz for all you non-editor types out there. Can you match the XXX adjective to the benign subject the editors were describing? Go ahead, you know you want to. Descriptors seen in the mag left off this particular quiz: “revealing your inner dominatrix;” “FOOD PORN!” “Naked silence” (what does that sound like?); pull quote from a feature: “She’s the kind of woman guys want to sleep with no matter how old she is; “and “a his or her walk of shame kit: thong, lipstick, and tank top included” (since when are walks of shame promoted?)